Sooner Prayer (as seen on an OU football message-board)
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned
I rooted for Texas.
I rooted because I live in the heartland and couldn’t take another year of “USC’s invincibility.”
I rooted because of the 47-game winning streak.
I rooted because of my Big 12 loyalty.
I rooted because all my Longhorn friends cheered for us at the Holiday Bowl.
I’m glad Texas won.
I feel SO dirty.
I hate Texas.