Sooner Prayer

Sooner Prayer (as seen on an OU football message-board)

Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned

I rooted for Texas.

I rooted because I live in the heartland and couldn’t take another year of “USC’s invincibility.”

I rooted because of the 47-game winning streak.

I rooted because of my Big 12 loyalty.

I rooted because all my Longhorn friends cheered for us at the Holiday Bowl.

I’m glad Texas won.

I feel SO dirty.

I hate Texas.

Amen.